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I say try it before you throw in the towel on the man or the dogs. My ex partner was supposedly allergic to cats, but I wanted a cat and we got one. Eventually, with time and anti histamines, his immune system stopped freaking out to the point that the cat could practically sleep on his face with no ill effects. I'm

Nice! I can't believe there hasn't been a post just for celebratory gifs yet. Come on people. Let's party.

My sister in law had freshman orientation at her Babtist college this weekend. I went to visit her today and she told me about how all the girls were put in a room and lectured about sexual assault and rape. She told me that some asshole administrator told all the girls that before any of them reported a rape, that

.... *sigh* SO glad gifs are back.

I hate when people define chemicals like this.

That is inappropriate behavior from a Superintendent. Sounds like she doesn't have enough to do as an administrator and head of the district if she has time to actively monitor the dress code violators. Most "Supers" leave that type of thing to the principals who are the leaders of the campuses, and so they can take

Pfft. Everyone cherry-picks. The Catholic Church has the Apocrypha and chooses to say that Mary never had any other kids, despite the Biblical mention of Jesus' brothers and sisters, while simultaneously accepting evolution. The WBC is often more consistent in their use of Biblical texts than many others. They agree

The WBC is genuinely made up of true believers. They believe in what they're doing (though that's only true of some of the kids until they reach legal age to leave). They're not trolls, they're fighting a holy crusade. They don't celebrate Christmas, because the Bible never idicates that it should be done. They

Reminds me of a friend who, massively pregnant, had her husband say during a childbirth class, "Honey, I'm so glad we're sharing this experience." She replied that when she went into labor, she was going to grab his balls, and every time she had a contraction, HE was going to have one, too, and then they'd be truly

I wish that were a reality show! It would be amazing. He'd be talking about Gaza and she'd just look confused.

I nominate Russell Brand for maximum randomness and hilarity

Doesn't change the fact that women manage to be polite and take up their fair share of space on public transport, even when they too are hot and sweaty and would much rather let it all hang out so a nice breeze could gently waft the delicate hills of Ladypartlandia.

Men spread their legs wide to NOT touch other people? But it's their actual body parts they're making more available...

Exactly—the same way it feels really good for me to take my bra off at the end of the day, but I manage to keep it on in public, even when it's hot and sweaty and uncomfortable, or a tag or corner is poking into me, etc. I simply suspect that a lot of these guys who jump into articles like this roaring about being

My boyfriend is a living bitch-slap to this lie about crushed genitals: He is hung like a whale (and I can compare, because I've been a certifiable slut for eight years) and he sits with his legs crossed all. the. time. He shakes his head when he sees this shit.

Guys. We don't believe you. What we do believe: You've

Yeah, sure. So many women rubbing up on you on the bus. Sure. Of course you know this phenomenon is almost exclusively male, but carry on trolling.

I think the difficult thing is that there isn't really a comparable experience for guys: if you're sticking your dick into something, it's probably sexual.

Right? And I've got to do it in my tiny office bathroom, and I'm usually pissed off, and in fear that I might have already burned through the last one too fast, so I have to check my underwear, and then I've got to shove something up in my vag to prevent blood from getting on my clothes, and then walk my happy ass

From your comment, I'm left to assume you've frequently wondered if tampons are sexually satisfying.

But, no, shoving a wad of cotton into your vagina is not pleasant. Sometimes it kinda hurts, but only if you took your last tampon out too soon and it's all dry up in there. Also, putting things in the vagina isn't