Adults-only means a detailed description of Almanzo's seduction techniques, right? Because I would definitely read that. (Insert swoonworthy pic of him here)

Ahhhhhh! I have been waiting my whole damn life for this! This is so exciting! Holy shit.

A lot of minimum-wage jobs (fast food worker, cashier, etc) involve spending the majority of time on your feet, also. When I was working as a cashier, the last thing I wanted to do after a shift was go for a walk or to the gym. I hadn't burned a lot of calories, but I had just spent anywhere from 4 to 10 hours on my…

Maybe she choose him because she thought she'd get a "yes man" for a husband. I'm pretty sure that she underestimated him (if she did indeed think that) because he pulled her. I mean...clearly he's a pretty determined person. So why wouldn't that extend to his career?

Did she ever see Game Change?

Most people say they know her, but what they really mean is that they met her one time or saw her across the way in a bar. It's like she's Regina George and she punched them in the face once, and it was awesome.

It's strange that despite his massive fame, I never thought the tabloids and press would exploit Robin Williams in this way. He was so damn loved, I feel like even those who weren't fans would at least be like, "but I did like Mrs. Doubtfire" or somesuch. I guess it's not weird that the vultures would circle in this…

Must not make joke about ice queens and buckets of ice water. MUST NOT MAKE JOKE ABOUT ICE QUEENS AND BUCKETS OF ICE WATER!! Her last name is even Wintour! GAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Runs out of the room screaming incoherently.

I'm mystified at how people miss the basic messages of lots of pieces of media. You'd think we wouldn't have a problem with bullying given that we've been indoctrinated by 30 years of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer at Christmas, but no one seems to internalize the message, ever.

It continues to bother me that people consider the Hunger Games to be so fictitious. I dare you to take any child working in some Southeast Asian sweatshop on a 1st class flight to New York in 2014 and not find the experience to be just as starkly different as taking a tribute from District 12 and bringing them to the…

To me Jared Leto is that guy that you were in love with in high school. And you look back thinking "Silly, girl. There were way cooler dudes you should have crushed on." And you see him now and for the most part feel absolutely nothing, but then if he looks you in the eye, you feel a little weak in the knees and…

Quite frankly, I'd give any house that's being sold only a year after being built an extra-thorough inspection. Leaving after only a year makes me think it was built on an old cemetery and is therefore haunted. Or it's a lemon. Isn't that the rule with cars?

We Cumberbitches know what pride Ben takes in doing the motion capture. I cannot wait for the behind-the-scenes pics of him slinking around like a giant feline. Tumblr may very well break.

Canada has 4 million fewer people than my state, California. But also, this article isn't talking about Canada, nor is Canada in Europe.

When my parents drove me home from the hospital after I was born, they strapped me into my car seat but didn't realize you also had to strap the seat into the car.

The more money part if a big thing. The couple who moved in next to my parents held a seemingly thousand person wedding on their lawn (my parents yard is 8 acres, their yard is like 10)(also it was probably only a few hundred but still). They had a band, a specially made gazebo, etc etc. It was friggin posh (and for…

i believe in larry more than jesus.

The last quote bums me out. Gal pal, this is not your fault. This guy sucks & him faking a suicide is not a respectful, mature, or even NORMAL way to end a relationship. He did you a favor. Yeesh. What an assbag.

OT: but does anyone else weirdly like school supplies? like i could spend an hour in office depot or staples, lovingly pouring over the post its.

it can, but the health outcomes are not great. But hey, these abysmal asses are pro-life, not pro-quality-of-life.