Why is it that someone being painfully injured must also look funny as hell?

As he is literally instructing others to kill people extra-judiciously, then yes, yes it is. But will it be prosecuted?

If you’re not going to cut it, don’t have a lawn at all. Tall grass makes a lawn unusable for relaxation or play and harbors mosquitoes like you wouldn’t imagine. Meadows might look pretty from the road, but a teeny yard shaped pasture looks like garbage.

Welcome to Uncanny Valley, population Injustice.

Trump spends a lot of energy trying (and failing) to avoid leaks. Why would he stress about the press finding out about his firing Comey? Did he think noone would notice? Does he even know what leaks are? Does he know that Spicer does press briefings, or does he think that too is a leak? How many of these leaks have…

There’s only one way to prepare for Nuclear War:

Same reason they support Donald Trump, cognitive dissonance.

The Take-away:

I can’t say if this is hideously wrong, or just honest.

This is actually pretty perfect. Fox, Breibart, and the proto-red hats, Trump included, spent eight years throwing out libel. Surely all of that still fits within the statue of limitations. Good idea, Stumpy.

Its nonsense like this that made me quit Magic. It was, or at least was when I started playing, supposed to be a simple game where every card was a unique rule set. You needed practically no rule manual, every card explained its own use. You even had really old cards where you physically tore them up to use them and…

[Operator:] NRA Carry Guard, how may we help you?

There’s no one way to help Trump’s supporters. A third of them want something that another third are violently opposed, all while the remaining third scream about some other issue that the first two don’t care about.

Blasphemy!

“ began to actively resist arrest by bending at the waist and trying to push me away”

This is an excellent opportunity. Let’s replace every firearm that isn’t a hunting tool or police sidearm with the new official cannon. Everyone can pack as much firepower as they want, and there’s no need for concealed carry laws because you can’t conceal a half ton brass napoleon piece with a burning fuse.

Let’s hear it for Chris Sevier, a man who thinks the impure thoughts so that we don’t have to. He’s given a lot of thought to pornography and gay coupling thing, in fact he thinks about it more times than most people think about anything. While we’re blissfully unaware, he’s thinking about it everywhere; on the can,…

“Or do we actually have a plan....?”

Fine for the climate change truthers, but what about us flat-Earthers!

I feel a great deal of sympathy for anyone who’s family has been split by irresponsible enforcement of immigration laws. The community in Granger itself has been wounded because a business owner has been forcefully thrown out of town.