And who hasn’t wanted to correct someone who mixes us vulva, vagina, etc.?  Learn your damn body parts!

Yeah that was my read too; “We’re focused on our dogs right now” is more polite than “Fuck right off it’s none of your business”

I used to like Nick, but I think I am fully Team Joe now....

I took that to be an excuse to try to put people off. My husband and I have done that with people asking about marriage/kids— Oh, we’re waiting until I get a job to get engaged, we’re can’t have kids until we get a bigger place to live, etc.

Her responses tend to be funny though, right? At least this one.  I don’t think she’s getting seriously worked up about it.

but thats not who she is, nor has she ever been that way. why is she gonna be beyonce when she’s cardi? just let her live!

That, to me, suggests they think pets are fun interactive toys and have staff that does the day-to-day stuff, because few people who actually take care of animals would get that many.

Any family only needs three kids max. The two main ones and the spare.

I had been on the fence about Cardi B. After that response, I am now firmly in her camp. Godspeed, Cardi B.!

I hope Bruno Mars performed.

I mean they look like fun!

I think that’s his way of saying not for another decade or two.

Wait until they live out their natural lives? So a couple of decades? 

Yeah that was weird.

Sophie, why.

what’re they gonna do with all the dogs to make room for the babies

Honestly there was no other way they could have done this without being compared to the Priyanka/Nick shenanigans. So good on them

No, to be clear, they are making fun of outspoken homophobes being caught in situations that question their orientation. As a gay man, I’m down for it.

Is Miley strung out on something? She’s starting to look like Courtney Love as she gets older.

Who knew stress would be a great 5 pound weight loss. Yay for me,” with two winking smiley face emojis.