Speaking as a DB veteran, I find that highly offensive.

Just to let you know, I earmarked my tax money to pay for this particular guy's pizza, so lay the fuck off. It's paid for, we got it covered.

Those ungrateful Poors. Obviously wasting money they clearly don't deserve.

we need to all discuss how thie steampunk crumpet thing would work. right now. this is the conversation to have, yall.

"And Beck needs to respect artistry and he should've given his award to Beyonce."

why you gotta do this, yeezy? beck is great yo. morning phase was boring but MIDNIGHT VULTURESSSS

Kind of loved this, I don't care what that says about me (that I'm a fan of glam loungewear?).

From the Rent-A-Swag "Resort Ringbearer 2015" Collection

I'm sure Jezzies will hate it, and it's not posted up there yet, but I am in love with Kim K's caftan/gown thing. I imagine her wearing it all over her mansion as a house robe. It's so over-the-top glamorous.

dont be a quitter

definitely shave your chest first

I've been squeezing for ten minutes now. Nothing (except a bruise.)

Related: my son refers to individual strangers as "humans" rather than people, girls, boys, men, or women (i.e. "Look at that human over there with the blue shirt"). He also refers to strange animals as friends ("Look at that squirrel friend on the deck"). So not only are age and gender irrelevant to him, he feels…

It is duly noted that fe-male hu-mans dislike this terminology for the invasion report future reference. Now I must go and shed my skin. Hwar, hwar! No, I am only making a humorous remark. I am going to place digestible items in my face hole, as you we hu-mans enjoy doing!

I love how the Buzzfeed comments are all "What a stupid problem!" "I wish I had so few problems that this was important to me!" "There are women in other countries with much bigger problems!"

...which does not negate the common pejorative use of "female".

We need an equivalent of "guy". "Guy" indicates a casual male person going about his business. "Girl" is the corellary to "boy", not to "guy". Why can't we be casual female persons going about our business? Where is our "guy"?

"Watch as the female rolls her eyes at the errant fuckboy."