Soon. I'm gonna wear your skin.

Miscellany: Chris Evans, 2-dimensional heartthrob

WHAT IF... a few months from now... Bruce is called Diana and Royal Baby #2 is named Belinda? The tabloids are going to be SO embarrassed.

In the sequel, Scout becomes a superhero named "Mockingbird" and the United States Government attempts to neutralize the threat, led by her conflicted father, Atticus.

Someone I know described Benedict Cumberbatch as "the middle stage on an animorph cover"

the "bus stop of desire" second in sexiness only to "the DMV waiting room of wanton"

Don't you wish you could find a man just by being harassed in a drug store nowadays? THANKS FOR RUINING EVERYTHING SEX POLICE

I had more trouble matching the typeface on this one… Sorry for the level of unprofessionalism everyone.

rambo w a woman? would watch.

Was literally wondering last night, before bedtime, if there were a video of a woman being attended to by 2 (or more) men, in a very caring, sexy, All-About-Her sort of way. I watch threesomes/gang bangs, but those are for when I'm in a "fuck me senseless" mood. Where are the MMF porns for romantically-minded ladies??…

im so upset right now

is this like when rich people have literally nothing to do so they make up problems? like how fucking bored do you have to get when you say vaccines have 'too many toxins'

Dear Australian,

Ohhh, let's all play!

"Somehow in spite of not being ultra-fuckable in the eyes of most, she opted not for suicide (a common and understandable reaction to her plight) but instead to not give a fuck about it and go accomplish great things instead. How she found the strength to endure in the face of the harsh reality of not being a vector…

not a hottie, but still somehow valuable, somehow...like SOMEHOW she did it guys. weird, wacky stuff.

So basically the MRA-purist types are exhibiting the sophisticated behaviour of a 7 year old. Well observed.

DAD GET OFF THE COMPUTER

*It's about Ethics in Our Childhoods.