My firstborn to the new outlet which first reports on their wedding decor with some iteration of "LIFESTYYYYYYYYLEZ OF THE RICH AND THE FAMMMMOUUUSSSSSS" in the headline

Yes!

"Ontario's licensing agency for dentists has asked Dalhousie University for the identities of 13 students involved in making violent, anti-female comments on the Internet."

But the "free speech means they can't be punished" people are my favorite! In the same way that slamming my head in a door for an hour is my favorite.

They really should be expelled. Guys who think drugging and raping people is funny should not have access to the drugs that dentists so commonly use to numb pain or make people unconscious.

Gaston can get it.

Okay, how about a few more:

And also:

If you are trying to pretend that you're still the young buck when you're my age, it just doesn't work.

Oh my God, I love my guy* so much, but seriously, FUCK sharing a bed. I have gotten more used to it over the years, and I expect to continue to grow accustomed to it, but I absolutely do not sleep as well with him. Especially because he is a cuddler, so sometimes, if I come back from going to the bathroom in the…

bruh it takes two to tango

Not anymore.

And there wasn't NEARLY enough casual racism.

These Sony Leaks are getting more and more fascinating by the day.

Now this guy's life is basically ruined, what's going to happen when he applies for a job and they google him and see this story? What kind of place is going to hire him? She can rebuild her dumb house and keep on living but this is going to follow him around for THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

If he'd been hot and rich she would've liked it when he burned down her house.

I would watch Amy Adams count toothpicks so I'm totally on her side in this.

First point: that animation is really cute and gave me the feels.

He took me shopping for eyeglass frames, then we got salt water taffy and went to his place and arranged all of his shoes by personality. He made me walk home. : (

My Polish grandmother said that when she went on a date with Drake, he pulled her in real close for the polka set, looked deep into her eyes and kissed her. Then they made out by the pierogi table.

It's time those boys dropped the pretense.