Obama courtship crossover with Bladerunner...see that would be interesting. Do POTUS Dream of Elected Sheep?

I meet an exchange student from Germany who told his father the LCBO charges on the credit card were for the Little College Bookstore of Ontario. Tsk tsk.

But who will they follow around the store if we don't show up?

my mom was all WE DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED and i am all IDK I KINDA THINK WE DO THAT KID IS DEAD SO

There's only one person in this mess whose life is over, and Darren Wilson shot him.

I bet Jen sent him the hat.

I'm still stuck on $9 for a cup of bone broth! Isn't bone broth the kind of thing starving peasants made when they didn't have any other food? It's basically what you eat after you've already finished eating all the grass in the area, and right before you throw a full-on Donner Party.

So... {shatner pause} conflicted... {shatner pause} so hate Karl Stefanovic... yet {shatner pause} so love this experiment... GARRGH, brain explosion.

As a fellow Australian, thank you for this... I actually sent an e-mail to Jezebel earlier this week trying to get attention brought to his whole 'Violence against women isn't torture and our government isn't responsible for preventing it' speech he made last Monday to the UN and yet instead of attention being brought…

As an Australian, it is not even remotely fun watching our glorious leader get up and make a consistent ass of himself. He hates gays, women and the sciences, but has spent the months leading up to the G20 talking about how hes going to get into a fight with Putin, the one person who has remarkably similar views on…

Twenty minutes later, the koala was gone. Putin shrugged, then put his new pair of mittens in his back pocket before wiping a spot of red from the corner of his mouth.

Good lord, if ever there were a better use of #TeamNoOne I haven't seen it.

MOAR ARTICLES LIKE THESE, PLEASE.

This is the best thing I've read all week. I love Victorian drama so much. I want this to be a movie right now.

wh...do— do you know anything about wwii

I wonder if they will have a drop-off or pick-up in bookings following this video. Pro: Taylor Swift lives here. Con: Love dies here.