You mean like in a threeway?

YES OMG CUTEST BABIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hmmm. I thought she had already had one.

i am sure they only read it for research only. Next in tabloids: Adultoscare and Harry are having triplets.

moms calm down

This is what I mean about most of the distaste for Kardashian and Co. being rooted in misogyny. So she made a sex tape and you disapprove. She should be doing "respectable things." She then turns around and does "respectable things" nearly a decade out from said sex tape and now you can't support her ventures because…

I'm really coming around to Camilla. You can tell she and Charles are happy together. I'm glad for both that it worked out.

Hell is other people.

That reminds me of something funny... my mother used to say "You eat what comes on the table. Look at me... I eat everything. Think of the poor people!".

bad tippers are bad in bed. Usually. Ungenerous and usually far to speedy.

I want Evan Rachel Wood's dress so badly.

Here's how that chicken story plays out in my head. When the manager tells the waitress to go back to the table because he's too scared, the waitress throws the chicken at him while shouting "BAWK BAWWWWK BAWWWWWK" and then makes him apologize to her.

I was never a server, but I was the "manager" who handled complainers (actually, a cook). I just wore my white jacket and hat out to the dining room and ... carried a French knife. That's how you do it.

I dated a guy who'd snap his fingers to call a waiter over. Only one of many reasons he'll be single for life.

For what it's worth, "the crown jewel in a very busy tiara of violence and stupidity" is one of the best things I've read in a long time.

I once went on a date with a guy who stiffed a waitress on her tip and I never spoke to him again. Please explain to me how someone marries and has children with someone willing to throw a chicken at another human being who is waiting on them? Also, the manager from that story was a huge asshat.

I wish Chris Brown would stop pretending that he's disliked merely because of that one thing he did so many years ago. Beating up Rihanna, his own girlfriend, was just the crown jewel in a very busy tiara of violence and stupidity.

I feel like Daniel Radcliffe has made it his mission to surpass Gossling and/or Hiddleston as heartthrob of choice among feminist-leaning women. And I think he's winning. Well done, sir. (Even Luther approves.)

So...am I the only one who thinks that a show about someone who mistakenly buys a boat haunted by Natalie Wood's ghost would be amazing? Especially if the two of them teamed up to solve other unsolved Hollywood cold cases?

Emerging heartthrob Daniel Radcliffe says he's a feminist and doesn't see why anyone would be embarrassed to call themselves that unless they're a raging sexist.