Alec Baldwin's face, L.M.F.A.O.

Eh, she produced Caroline who produced this:

Celebrity Edition!

um

also james franco

oh my god WHAT IF TAY DID GO FULL RIOT GRRRL?!?!??!

Ok. I give up. I love Taylor Swift. I think she has a hilarious, dry sense of humor and is not in the slightest bit afraid of making fun of herself. I like her music, I like her attitude and I want to be her friend.

blake hire me and i will buy those things for you

You wake up, pull something on, pull another something on, and curse your entire wardrobe because nothing works.

My butt is too big and they always give everyone a peek of underwear because they become too short in the back. *sigh*

If you don't swear at your pets at home, they're just going to learn those words on the street.

To me personally, it's never "not annoying". Because nine times out of ten, the person who asks what I'm reading is a guy who is using the line to give himself permission to move closer to me and continue empty conversation as a means eventually try to ask me out. And even when he's not, I'm still on edge and I'd…

I'll take a single plum, floating in perfume and served in a man's hat.

Oh man, and the 1 star reviews on Amazon are even worse:

That's the problem with being a woman who studies history (and why I quit being a history major). Male "historians" (*cough* George Will *cough*) can plagiarize, make shit up, etc. and they're a hero. Female historians open their mouths and there are twenty men yelling "I WANT TO SEE THE PRIMARY DOCUMENTATION".

"bro" puns are the best puns

broseidon king of the brocean

Check out the extra tips at the end:

I think the most important takeaway from this article is that AMY POHLER IS COMING OUT WITH A BOOK THAT I WILL IMMEDIATELY BUY AND SPEND THE NEXT 27.45 HOURS READING INTENSIVELY. (That was an estimate on time, I have no idea how long it will take as I don't know how long the book is. But my life WILL be dedicated to…

Oddly, my sex ed teacher was pretty frank about everything. Even had an anonymous question box that anyone could put a question in and she would answer it in class. Some of those questions were pretty asinine too—but she answered all of them frankly and seriously. I say oddly because the woman was a practicing member…