...with the ease of a hummingbird relishing a pastoral bloom

"I hope you get Ebola. I hope you die. You are a fucking cunt!"

As a fellow Australian the only thing I have to say is that we do not necessarily consider this much of an insult.

You can give all the advice you want to young teen yourself. You won't listen. You jerk.

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.

Typical misandrist. Forcing boys to train to be able to be functioning independent adults

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)

♪♫ "It's like RAAAAYEEEEAIIIIINNNNN ..." ♪♫

Nope, not true! According to Catholic teaching, sex has two purposes: unitive and procreative. The two should not be deliberately separated, but there are of course instances in which sex may end up being non-procreative (any time conception doesn't occur) or even non-unitive (as any couple on a strict "baby-making…

You realize, of course, that the Pope isn't, you know, like some sort of puppet master. I am not sure how you take the comments of a Polish archbishop and then blame on a completely different person.

also korra is better so

"That show is awkward because there's actually no reason for that character to be Indian."

You should be sorry the photo is not enormous enough.

I was a horny teenager living in a group home. He was a cute, long haired hippie boy living in another, associated grouphome. All of our interactions were strictly supervised. One day, during gym class at the group homes' school, he whispered in my ear "Let's go AWOL together!" That's all I needed to hear. On lunch, I…

Clowns. My best story involves a lot of clowns.

I mean, I have other stories. Honorable mention goes to the time I had sex on the 5th floor of a hotel's glass-walled staircase in plain view of the street below because we couldn't afford to get a room in said hotel, and the time I swam out to the center of Walden Pond…

I once had a torrid, three-year relationship with a guy that was seriously hotter than Brad Pitt at peak Legends of the Fall. I am not kidding. The sex was frequent, lengthy, and phenomenal.

can we make 'nicholas' / 'nicholas sparks' an insult around here. 'you're being a real nicholas rn' 'i know this guy and he's a real nicholas sparks'

I'm no poet. I'm just someone who really, really likes sandwiches.

so like

Since George is now married, is Leo going to fill the role of perpetual bachelor? Or do we need to do a vote like the Vatican does when a new Pope needs to be selected?

My cat is not Eleanor. She is Eleanor of Aquitaine, Queen Dowager of England. And don't you forget it.