Gone are the days of handchecking and every kind of defense except man-to-man being illegal. I long for bygone days where 7 foot tall white guys with no discernible skills roamed the NBA and just sort of stood near the hoop.

hoping sports are bad to own the libs

Fuck Di-Fi.

That is a very PG take on that image. Bless your heart.

I’m not sure if you are talking about Great Danes, horses, or children but I’m hoping for an unexpected combination.

You must not have read the end of my second sentence.

Are we sure that he’s not just confusing her with her future selves?

What the F happened to Golden State in that 4th quarter? I’ve never seen them go that cold from the floor.

This is certainly A take.

I think he’s funny as fuck.

Agent O’Neal my ass. That’s Deputy Travis Junior.

“According to attention fan Rudy Giuliani, Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s probe into possible obstruction of justice by President Donald Trump will be over before Labor Day, so long as Trump consents to an interview.”

Perfectly stated

A guillotine.

This man’s play at Germany ‘06 inspired me to embark on a mediocre goalkeeping career at the intramural level and for that, may his rigatoni always have that perfect consistency where they juuuuust barely stick together.

Cool, not sure what that has to do with me though.

Did she get paid by him in 2011 too?

You seem awfully angry. Why are you angry?

Everything about this case is just bizarre.

For the love of god visit a Popeyes