I eat kiwis whole! On purpose...and I like it! (I do not eat the end bits)

Bonus points for holding a profession where people will ALWAYS Google your name before doing business with you.

The skin is edible. I don’t think it’s that uncommon to eat it.

I have seen some bad culinary takes on here but this has to be the worst by some distance.

Better make it a paperback, because a hardcover of that shitbrick could kill someone if thrown with enough force.

It’s amazing how many people seem to think Deadspin, Gizmodo, etc are all a single person.

Different writers for each piece. Opinions don’t have to be shared across writers.

Pretty epic typo...

the ’Tics played smarter

The Brow.

No, he’s not. He’s a pundit.

I was talking with my brother and I forgot so long ago when we were kids heading down to Disneyland with our parents(we are in northern Cal) my mom made my dad stop—we had the same experience and didn’t like it decades ago. I wish I had remembered—saved myself a repeat thumbs down and went elsewhere instead?!

one time, my mom was planning a trip to DC and accidentally showed us whitehouse.com. Nobody got sued. 

The Earth 2 where LeBron finishes that Game 7 dunk is a much happier and less poisoned world.

I gotta admit, hating the Warriors makes a lot of sense but Draymond can dick kick my grandfather off a cliff and I’d still rather watch the Warriors than the fucking Rockets.

Have you? Russia straddles the border between Eastern Europe and Asia. The bulk of its land is in Asia, yes, but its capital and 77% of its population are in Eastern Europe.

So, we all hate that putz, right?

Drake: [heads home]

I’ll never not see Jimmi Simpson as Liam McPoyle.