There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

You often don’t need the textbook, and you never need the jersey.

I choose to believe that this greentext from 4chan about Bauer is 100% true.

They’re ranges have not been separate long enough to split into distinct subspecies. Trust me, I’m a cryptozoologist.

thats racist

Do they have tables in restaurants in Milwaukee?

As recently as five years ago the pacers got as much coverage as LeBron.

If they sound like tools, you sound like an entire fucking tool shed.

I say this not as an asshole, but if you drop the desire to become an internet star, you will truly be over the moon!

Your wife sounds awesome.

My wife gave me an easter basket that contained among other things Reese’s Eggs.  They are small so tend to get lost in the fake grass.  Each day I would root around to see if I could find one I missed.  I did this for about two weeks before I found out my wife kept putting a new one in the basket at night.

Beats me, man. Sounds to me like you’re trying to make this less chill than it is.

You’re citing a common myth.

Not accurate. Source?

This was pedantry of the best kind. I learned something interesting, and I’m going to try something new with my aeropress. Thanks, internet stranger!

Cafe Diabetes

Author decries Anericano as acrid, goes on to detail the immense amount of sugar and milk needed to hide bitterness in Cuban.

I was never a fan of coffees laden with sugars of any sort.

Or a Fort Lee, Ho-Lee-Shit this motherfucker is fat.

They worked for the state at very different times (about a decade apart) and my mom served under a board of directors and the governor, not the historic preservation office, but let me tell her that my dad “gave her a job” because of nepotism so she can laugh so hard she’ll probably pull something