I’m striving for a shoe at a sitting republican president.

Make sure your smoke detectors have functioning batteries.

I think the relevant takeaway is that it’s largely pointless to rely on generation as a worthwhile lens through which to meaningfully understand groups of people.

They’d deserve a major league award if it was a Harambe joke, since they bought it last year.

1) Your comment is.....well, it’s just a shit comment, frankly.

Agreed. The later is much more powerful.

A man who was paid handsomely without producing anything of value has nothing left to learn in Silicon Valley.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Pictured: Case Keenum pointing to which receiver he’s going to throw to.

Their death-row meal would be toy-stuffing, any sort of foam cushion and peanut butter mixed into a bowl. They would die bloated and happy.

Australian Shepherds are the best kind of good dogs!

This only seems like a good plan if you don’t ever want to take care of your home (and are expecting depreciation).

pretty pups!!

Beautiful doggies but they look a bit guilty just sitting there. Are you sure they don’t also enjoy the venerable old sport of eviscerating couch cushions?

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

Good dogs.

So are Aussie mixes!

Aussies are the best dogs in the world.

Yet they lay on those sheets? What’s the thread count, 150?

Motherfucker got white shoes on after labor day and trying to act like he’s the fucking arbiter of anything