Sarcasm, as it’s called on the internet, isn’t primarly concerned with accuracy

You don’t get a time out to pop a dislocated digit back in. The ref was wrong to allow it. The fight should have been immediately called as a tko win by injury for Werdum.

I mean, a rule book is literally a series of semantics.

Nope.

Guy is charged with seven felonies and no one’s burning his jersey and posting it online. Wonder why that is?

JK it’s because no one ever owned a Bruce Miller jersey.

How is Jeff “7-9" Fisher not on Fire This Asshole?

You sound like you lead a rich and imaginative inner life that bears very little resemblance to the reality in which the rest of us exist.

Vegemite is a joke Australians play on Americans to prove what gluttons they are. The point of Vegemite is to apply it in MINUTE amounts. You don’t slap it on like peanut better or jam. Pair it with some cheese and you’re in Flavor Country.

Vegemite is great! Fight me.

Mayo is disgusting. That is all.

That’s some pretty good Steelers cosplay.

Soft G makes no sense, unless you traditionally receive jifts on your birthday.

According to the creator of the format it’s like “jif” (think the peanut butter) but he didn’t say anything for decades after the dispute began. The hard G people say because it’s “Graphic Interchange Format” and graphics is a hard G, it should hard G GIF.

Pretending Whitlock doesn’t exist is never a dick move

Oh yeah? what did your roster end up looking like? Just kidding. No one gives a fuck.

You can’t abide by a national anthem that makes you think about the oppression of minorities? Try thinking about the 380,000 Northern soldiers who died in the Civil War primarily fighting to end the enslavement of black men, women and children more than 150 years ago.

My woke son Jarapahat, 3, is allergic to tacos. “Tacos are made by Monsanto,” he told me, “and you are complicit in the hyper-corporatization of the food industry.”

How can you be allergic to tacos? Thats ridiculous. Nobody can be allergic to tacos.

When did Kevin James get a neck?

I decided to print out a huge picture of Peyton Manning’s head and make the forehead four times as big as it is in real life (it was huge). I got out to Arrowhead and was greeted with laughs and high fives. Pictures of myself and the cutout made it onto some pretty big Twitter accounts and the retweets and likes got…