Sure, hamburgers and hotdogs.

a few years ago I mocked up what I thought would be the perfect Tebow logo and on-field cleat.

I’ve got a very simple task for you... Don’t fucking click on the articles regarding politics. I don’t understand why this is so damn hard

Ooooh! OOOOOH! I’ll take “The noise Teddy’s knee made” for $500, Alex!

Glad you made the jump to Deadspin.

That verse was alive and well in the 90s

I came here to say that Spotted Cow is overrated.

No, Fuck YOU! Your ketchup-based abomination can stay west of the Appalachians with all the other atrocities this country has committed!

Hey- you’re the one who said “it’s insane this guy is saying ketchup is better than mustard.” Implying Mustard is better. Glad to see you’re in agreement with me- better red than mustdead.

You’re totally reasonable on this one. In the battle between sugar and vinegar, sugar/ketchup will always take the youthful lead, but age and improved palettes typically push the needle towards the vinegary versatility of mustard.

It’s insane that this guy is saying ketchup is better than mustard. Zach is a monster

I used to be all about ketchup, but as I’ve started to cook more in the last ten years I think I would take mustard over ketchup. Keep in mind without mustard you lose Chinese mustard and possibly wasabi?

There is never a wrong day to show up baked at work.

It’s a good version but the whole Bible seems a bit much for the average person’s head.

My favorite response was left out:

Homey on the left does not look like he’s playing with a full deck of cards.

I stopped watching the NFL a few years ago, and 10 AM game times is just about the only thing I miss about it. It is, genuinely, the absolute best. The key thing to keep in mind is that it allows you to completely maximize the gluttony, sloth, and general dirtbag-ass lazy-ass disgustingness of your Sunday. You wake up…

It’s the best, one of the few things I miss about the West Coast. You wake up, have some eggs and hash browns, and watch football all day. Then at night, you drink a ton of water, smoke a little bit to unwind, and you can actually go to bed at a decent hour.

So you can’t criticize unless you are actively being oppressed at the moment, can’t look out for others if you have succeeded and if you are being “oppressed” then shouldn’t you be looking for a job instead of whining. It is almost as if...