Wait. DP for sure, but... Sunkist? You’re kidding. Don’t make me look this up, my world view can’t handle such shifts.

Whatever. Car wrecks kill, like, way more people than guns. Why aren’t we outlawing cars, playgrounds, and scooters? I want guns and CTE.

Okay, slightly off-topic: have Kinja comments been locking up anyone else’s computers? Because ever since Univision bought out GM, half the time when I want to load more/post something I get the Spinny Pinwheel of Death and have to re-load, and in Activity Monitor it says that this page/tab is taking up like 750 MB of…

Yes, definitely.

Well... I agree with fuck that guy... But dogs are actually significantly smarter and more aware than a toddler... An adult dog has the mental acuity of a 7-8 year old.

found the canadian

located in the shithole that is Inglewood

Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.

A 15 man flu game would be incredible to watch, though...

That’s cool. I mean, their Triple A team isn’t, and the snapchat story in the link has them in Des Moines, but that’s a valuable bit of information to know.

I saw Pappy Bourbon on a liquor menu for $40 on a 1 oz pour recently, and I literally guffawed.

I kinda agree. I would rather drink Four Roses Single Batch and save hundreds.

Lukewarm take: ciabatta bread can GTFO.

Just because mini-golf is not yet recognized by the IOC doesn’t mean it isn’t a viable sports that takes years of training. Our day will come. Just as the windmill always gets out of the way, in time, too, will your biases against our great sport.

+1 roast beef sandwich

That’s because no one who uses Excel has an important job.
I use excel every day. Also...notice what I’m doing right now.

You could not *be* more wrong. That shirt is salmon, not orange.

Mini-golf should totally be a sport. The course design would be epic.

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

Man, if Clyde thought that strongly about Magic, how did he feel about Laettner?