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I will eat my own fingers if there is enough cheese residue on them after a feeding.

could be.

Could be. Could be anything though. Truly a mystery of the great white north.

what the hell is a google?

what the hell is a knit cap?

Serious question: if the IOC did want to include parkour as a sport, wouldn’t the Ninja Warrior set up be the best way to judge it? But, also, lol wtf parkour.

Although I pre-ordered the vinyl, I share your excitement on the new QOTSA album. I’m half-considering staying home from work and waiting for the UPS truck. And then I’ll spend the rest of the weekend annoying my wife by blasting the album and running around playing air-guitar. It’s going to be a great weekend.

Although I pre-ordered the vinyl, I share your excitement on the new QOTSA album. I’m half-considering staying home…

“I don’t get instagram (or whatever that is).”

Holy shit. She went to Pepperdine! Nothing has ever made more sense to me.

“Can’t spell “pantyhose” either, but that lil tidbit about the wine is a detail that’s probably in the Russian kompromat file.... Except we know Trump doesn’t even drink wine, so, hmm.”

I hate to be a highlight truther, but Alonso travelled.

I hate to be a highlight truther, but: Alonso travelled.

Booooooooooo!

Lol at the thought of d rose making it that far into a season without all three of his knees exploding.

IDK if you’ve been on a plane lately, but to answer your question: bus ride in the sky.

I would kill to have him on or around my team.

Lebron.

Alternatively, don’t ever buy them.

+1 “m’lady”