“In a world where one can get a card in 20 min via videoconference FOR VALID MEDICAL REASONS for $30"

oh goddamnit it, again?

oh shit, you posted this nonsense multiple times?

fuck... that made me feel drunk.

D-League? To quote you: what about kyrie and love?

Yeah man! Real legends like MJ and Kobe never had help. I get it, you are a lebron-hater.

Oh, good point! He had teammates, so him leading every statistical category doesn’t count. I always forget about how kobe won 5 rings playing 1 v 5.

Lifelong Lakers and Kobe fan, but after the 2016 finals, I’m taking Lebron every single time.

Sometimes I get high and watch the news channels. I’m 30 and have never watched the news consistently before. Its a mixture of fascination and disgust at what is going on that keeps me coming back. The President of the United States is essentially a giant-zit popping video on youtube.

I still want the raiders though.

Ok?

I know you are trying to make a joke, but it is poorly written and I honestly don’t understand your point.

Like a majority of people who grew up in LA, I have no experience with hockey as a child, and am not a huge hockey fan. I have plenty of friends that are diehard Kings fans and I go to a game every season, but I definitely wouldn’t call myself a hockey fan. However, that was a major omission on my part, as Kings…

The “LA fans aren’t serious fans” trope is a little tired.

Here’s my Rams story:

You should have your sandwich privileges taken away.

Somehow, Dom’s insistence that a Ben and Jerry’s pint was cylindrical made me more mad than any of Marchmann’s insane person takes.

“Parks posted her new home for rent on Zillow (us regular folks do Airbnb)“

Ah, like a brojob!

Ted is my rep, and maxine does the next district to mine. I am so thrilled with them at the moment. I love them both so much. I would full on fanboy if I saw either of them.