If you haven’t tried Monkey 47 gin, you should try it ASAP. It’s pricier than most base level gins, but it is god’s gift to this world.

If that’s a real concern, perhaps drinking in general is not for them.

Driftwood lol

For us it was altoids... your brain and skull would go numb from the mint overload.

Double Penetration, Vaginal Ennui

I don’t like seeing your username even mention the word “kids”. But yes, parents of all kinds are the worst.

Hey now, you ever see springtime in Detroit? Its... less depressing than winter?

oh god, thats so much MORE inflexibility than having a kid. i have two dogs! dogs rule! dogs rule at home and on hikes and at parks, but dogs fucking suuuuck at bars and restaurants and triply so on social media.

wow! yes! I initially scoffed at the “fewer accomplishments” part, but... you’re totally right. That is incredible.

oh my god have you seen instagram accounts where the dog “writes” about their day and often times include the words “my mom took me...” “my mom loves its when...” and you know that the “mom” is obviously writing that and you want to throw them both into the middle of the ocean? you know?

I’ve seen plenty of buttholes at steakhouses.

Fuck off, troll.  Vehicles are not deadly weapons. They can be used as deadly weapons, much like, anything if you are creative/desperate enough. Guns are deadly weapons. Thats what they are designed and manufactured to be and used as.

I’ll assume you aren’t a professional athlete, be it world-famous or just a support rider. I’ll also assume that you’ve had sex.

I agree. Also, your second paragraph is one sentence. I have nothing to add to that.

Reading is good and important.

Why is magic an asshole? Honest question. I’ve never heard that before.

Thank you. I live in LA and suddenly have a bunch of friends that are originally from the bay-area that suddenly have been “life-time warriors fans, so glad to see them finally break through, bro.” Never heard about the warriors until about 4 years ago myself...

“Shit, This is Fine”

yeah but you just compared 1984 to The Dark Knight so...

I’m married and I own maybe 4 pairs of underwear for working out or hiking, or when I’m dressing up. The rest of the time, having my fly down is a dangerous situation. I live in Southern California and surf almost everyday, and somehow I use those fact to justify a life free of restriction. My wife doesn’t…