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The Giants don’t deserve Saquon Barkley.

I mean, since we’re rubbing salt in the wounds...

But, it’s artistic shittiness.

Eli is absolutely devastated by this news:

Nah, Jalen’s still too young and productive. Give it another 5-6 years, and then he’ll be a prime Jets pickup.

Can we root for them to be so bad that the 1972 Dolphins retroactively have their perfect season stripped so we never have to hear about it again?

Yeah, but what type of chips are we talking about? Those fancy kettle cooked chips?

What? No...

But, Darnold is over 18?

He’s going to put New York on the map just like Ogdenville, Brockway, and North Haverbrook.

Counterpoint: “J! E! T! S! JETS, JETS, JETS!!!” for 3+ hours without a mute for about half of those games.

Counterpoint: France still hasn’t regained its basketball dignity

You’re telling me The Alliance’s Survivor Series team that included a guy who only wrestled in WWF, a guy who was fired from WCW, briefly wrestled in ECW, but only found stardom in WWF, and Shane O Mac wasn’t the best representative team they could field?

It should have ended with KO snapping and powerbombing the fuck out of Shane (preferably through the announce desk).

Evergreen Terrace comment

How dare you. They can do paperwork.

It’s like there’s a party in his mouth, and everybody’s invited!