irvinedenizen
IrvineDenizen
irvinedenizen

just ask any scientician

They must be all named Jake and work for State Farm.

Rule of thumb: if you need to be in blackface for people to know who you are, it’s not a good costume.

road impotent rage?

I disagree. #9 should be “getting hit by a spanfeller bloodsucking private equity takeover”.

Might be worth noting that you need to request an invitation:

I pretty sure Spanfeller pronounces it “sport”.

Now you’re getting it.

A horrible shitshow that makes no fucking sense?

Was it the style at the time?

at least Bobby McCain didn’t ask to speak to the kid’s manager

It is set in a bizarre alternate reality NYC with no black people

This is somehow Tom Thibodeau’s fault.

Copyhawk Down is the title of the Chinese bootlegs of the movie.

I just assumed Belichick would just have Brady thrown into a wood chipper if he ever tried to leave, but I guess your way works, too.

I’ve heard of “suicide by cop” before, but “suicide by Myles Garrett” is new to me.