CB wasn’t the reason why they lost this weekend.

Hey, they get to witness a winner every game. They’re called the “away team”.

It’s a dead mammal, damn it.

Nanobubbles are just the LORD working in mysterious ways.

That must have been a pain in the ass. They didn’t even keep Kane’s red mood lighting the entire time during his debut during the original HIAC match.

I believe the correct term is “murder victim’s row” when referring to the rest of the AFC East.

Like Christmas morning as a kid, except Santa brought the gift of never having to work for the GrinchDan Snyder ever again.

Right ahead of “malice restrained by incompetence”.

The New Jersey Devils are clearly the result of taking prayer out of schools.

A week later? I thought they were uploading NXT the next day?

don’t forget this tool box:

Watched Moneyball one too many times?

Oh, yeah? Well, science is SOFT!

But, you get your choice of free toppings.

That silent, NFL Films-quality clip wasn’t enough.