Rage quitting Madden because Seth beat his ass again?

Is Charlotte supposed to be a face now? Or, is their Clash of Champions match supposed to be heel vs. heel? Does this lead to Becky and Charlotte (reluctantly) teaming up?

Steve King Bravely Drinks FromBelongs in a Toilet

Not because of a sense of basic decency and minimal self-respect?

In news that will come as no sort of shock to anyone whose admiration of the Ball family does not rise to the level of actual cartoon swirly eyes, the wildly expensive ZO2 shoes that were the foundation of the failed Big Baller Brand apparel line were apparently utter piles of shit, totally unsuited to the job of…

It’s supposed to be a springboard moonsault (he calls it the lionsault):

The biggest save of Jericho since Curt Hennig

Uh, actually, that’s Armalite Knife.

You know what would really spice up this rematch?

I know someone who dips their fries in ranch.

Beer: A truck transporting what appears to be Budweiser products completely overturned August 16, closing Triangle Road at Buckingham Mountain Road in Mariposa, California. KMPH News did not specify whether any product was lost in the accident.

“I prefer Digg!”

Why did you write the same word three times?

No, that’s patently absurd.

I mean, “very fine people on both sides”?

Although, the “Whole Shebang”, the “Bee’s Knees”, and the “Cat’s Pajamas” are all still in play.