A service alligator, or an emotional support alligator?

Alligator in a Burger King?

The most logical explanation is that he got bumped.

Just avoid the coffee machine on Mother’s Day.

I don’t think this is what Michelle Obama meant when she said, “When they go low, we go high.”

Accurate.

Idiot Avengers, ASSEMBLE!

Kawhi, much like the rest of us, will be so disappointed when it ends up being Jared Leto.

How un-American.

I don’t quite know what “frolicking” means but I’ve seen white people do it at sunset in Corona commercials and it looks fun as hell.

If the category is “real Hanks”, then I submit Tom Hanks for consideration.

Good thing nobody was there to see it. That would have been really embarrassing for Grichuk.

If Rob Manfred doesn’t ban him from baseball for life, then he’s truly failed as a commissioner.

This team also signed Vontaze Burfict.

but it appears it was never licensed for videogames.

Seriously, can we move Bakersfield out of the state country solar system?

Just exactly how much hairspray/lacquer is on the surface of that pizza?

She wants to tax 70% of our energon, damnit!

Vomiting on a Japanese Prime Minister, or choking on a pretzel?

I’m pretty sure they’ve all seen Endgame, so they should know he is worthy: