Rumor has it that the Blue Blazer gimmick was a rib/punishment for him refusing to do some love triangle angle with Jarrett and Debra.

11. Gase shoved an old woman onto the subway tracks. Just kidding. I wanted to see if you were still paying attention.

This is fucking insane.

It contains an old family recipe for steamed collusion.

There’s a much simpler solution.

Dell was more of a shoot-first guard, not really a distributor.

Can’t have a stroke without a brain.

But, will you create a $10,000 bill with all of the Presidents on it having a party? And, most importantly, will Jimmy Carter be passed out on the couch?

Reservations? That’s absurd. It’s not like you can call a restaurant ahead of time, or there are apps that allow you to make reservations, or Mother’s Day is marked on a calendar so you know exactly how and when to plan in advance.

But, I’m sure his arms are long enoughhands are big enough.

Well, you have all those tourists opening fire on his building from the ferry boats during those Chicago River boat tours.

But, fuck it up by failing to fax the right paperwork to the League on time or some shit?

Nobody who uses the phrase “the cat’s meow” is a good person.

I mean, I sort of get the rationale of trying to capitalize on the Montreal Screwjob controversy and giving Hart the opportunity to right a wrong, but the pinfall of Sting vs. HoganHe Who Shall Not Be Named was all fucky.

Nah, they don’t allow guns at their meetings.

For far too long, we’ve coddled this country’s toddlers by leaving them unhurled. It’s a clear and unequivocal part of the wussification of America.

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

Hold on to your Jimmy Butts.

She traveled.