Jeez, he’s usually the one raining down fire on the Lions.

Counterpoint: Butler, Embiid, and Simmons are all douchebags, and Kawhi righteously flushed them down the toilet.

Nah, they said there would be sandwiches.

on rock and roll?

“It’s not a limo. It’s a town car. Town cars are actually better, though. Better torque. Better handling.”

Counterpoint: King Podrick.

Man, Peter really isn’t taking the end of Endgame well at all.

Franchise history and legacy. Does it follow a team when they move cities and change their name?

Hey, they still have Fox News!

See also, NXT.

Ambrose walked. The Revival are going to walk. Sasha Banks is probably going to walk. But, yeah, WWE, the talent is the problem.

The egg council clearly got to him.

The floor crew is also quite grateful.

Stunning-ly stupid?

Do you mean Nick? Joey is his brother.

Why didn’t they ever give us a Dean Ambrose vs. Shane McMahon boxing match?

Who even knows what “Seaworth” means?

Apparently, “Insolent” means “Literate” in this case?

Calling him Evil John Goodman-Face is giving him too much credit.

I dub thee, DJ Check Down.