Everyone’s so worried about CTE, but where are the blue tents for this rampant scourge of head-in-ass disease?

In Toronto, life doesn’t find a way.

So it’s not just metaphorical, he’s literally shitting his pants (again) in these playoffs?

Jesus, that’s the equivalent of $45M today.

The Hamberdler?

Makes you want to skip the duel option and go straight to (un)friendly fire.

Surface punched a 24-year-old male colleague once in the chest after the victim let slip a major plot development near the movie’s end, Friendswood police officer Lisa Price told NBC News on Tuesday.

Used Kerrygold to make sugar cookies recently.

I thought Chuck was more of a Taco Bell guy?

Don’t worry, she’ll probably just run away and become an NPC the first time she gets knocked out, just like in real life.

Their study, which will be published in an upcoming issue of the Journal Of Hospitality & Tourism Research, found that bad weather puts customers in a bad mood, which may carry over to their attitudes toward a restaurant.

Sounds like he’s in the express lane to colon cancer.

It’s like someone put up the bat signal, except, you know, for idiots.

“Oracle Arena is far, far too loud and is clearly a violation of NBA noise ordinances. Something must be done.”

Or, at the very least, reading through Wikipedia.

The White Walkers blew a 3-1 lead.

Listen, history’s greatest monsters never viewed themselves as villains.

I look forward to the Knicks getting the #1 overall pick and drafting a Dukie who’s somehow not Zion Williamson, RJ Barrett or Cam Reddish.

I’m pretty sure that’s called a Bendix Steamer.