Yeah, but your terminology is actually accurate.

Bendix Not Like Beckham

So unrealistic.

Brewer was a real unrepentant piece of shit to the very end, too:

I mean, in comparison to other Orlando mascots, the Easter Bunny seems pretty tame:

Maybe if his father wasn’t such a little bitch, he wouldn’t be getting his ass handed to him over and over again, I’m just saying...

He’s the inventor of the old ropeget stabbed in the heart by-a-dope strategy.

I still don’t understand why they put the title back on Bliss so fast after SummerSlam.

I think that photo above has been severely desaturated.

I think part of it is also wrestling as a face vs. a heel. She had a much more methodical style as a heel in NXT, whereas she’s doing a lot more dangerous spots (i.e., suicide dives which have at least a 50/50 chance of living up to their moniker) and spots that can’t be good for her knees long-term (meteoras off the…

While she was originally the focus of the rebranded/refocused women’s division along with Charlotte Flair, she’s long been out of the title picture.

Clearly, they just weren’t standing hard enough.

Fart. It’s spelled “fart”.

Albany or Utica?

M-V-P! M-V-P! M-V-P!

Much like Cersei Lannister, Albert has an affinity for elephants.