Can you dunk a human skull through a regulation-size rim?

If I fits, I sitstits?

Ok, ok, but what if they surgically transform Dany into some kind of lobster-like creature?

I know hindsight is 20/20, but yeesh:

One of the rumors that came out days before Luke’s shitcanning was that ownership was displeased with his unwillingness to bolster his staff with actual experienced coaches.

That freeloading hunk of junk got what was coming to it.

Middle schoolers provide very little nutritional value.

But, who got the car in the divorce?

So, what you’re saying is that they should be strapped to large hamster wheels to generate electricity?

It’s not. Clearly this an attempt by Skynet to learn how to replicate human interaction before it’s imminent enslavement of mankind.

Despite the player demographics of the NFL, it’s still a fairly segregated league when it comes to positions. Just look at the coded language when it comes to black QBs vs. white QBs.

I don’t think robots can get drunk... so, pretty good?

They protect each other.

Probably some bullshit like “recommended daily servings” and not “I’d like to supplant 3 entire meals a day for 365 fucking days, goddamnit.”

EDIT: I’d also like somebody to clock just how much time during a Wrestlemania is devoted to entrances. My guess is it’s probably 10 percent of the show.

But, does this actually make for a better TV viewing experience?

Styles/Nak just felt like them trying to extend a feud without either guy taking a clean pin.

I look forward to a faction coming out dressed as the Avengers in Endgame at Wrestlemania 39.

Also, we learned a very valuable lesson about Brock: he’s vulnerable in his dick.