Leading the show with Rollins squashing Lesnar was tremendous, I thought. Giving the fans a good lead-in to set the table seemed like a great call, but the show being 7 hours long killed any, and all, momentum past hour 3.

Do those lights that were blinding people serve any purpose other than creating a visual effect on the crowd?

It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy.

The correct term is gaggle.

I mean the Lakers have/had some intriguing young talent they’ve drafted (Ingram, Kuzma, maybe Lonzo), but they’ve whiffed on every major free agent not named LeBron, and they keep shooting themselves in the dick (e.g., Russell, Randle, Zubac, and the way they handled the Anthony Davis saga and tanked the team chemistry…

Wait... does this mean DeShone Kizer is winning the next season of The Bachelorette?

HHH’s entire reign of terror was insufferable, and that was easily the worst part of it.

Interesting.

Every pregame lineup introduction for the Warriors should just be to the nWo theme song from here through the Finals.

Remember when he was trying to make “The Servant” work, like he was some kind of basketball Russell Wilson?

FUCK YOU.

Arenas never put up 93 pts and 29 reb in a game, either.

... buffalo?

He’ll have to settle for that socialist football north of the border.

Kind of like how Latin American immigrants are somehow both lazy people leeching off free government handouts AND stealing our jobs at the same time?

Solution: leave Emily’s ass at home.

Wait, I thought Cain was the murderer, not the murder victim?

Why is this limited to just April Fools’ Day?