Come on, don’t you remember when he solved racism?

but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.

For those minor league players, it’s absolute Heartbreak, Kid. They must be off their Rockers.

Thanksgiving Dinner:

These people are all objectively and irredeemably awful and deserve to be strapped to a rocket and fired into the surface of the sun.

Well, all that money from CNN, the Braves, and of his TV networks subsidizing his wrasslin’ hobby definitely helped.

Clearly, you’re unfamiliar with the genius that was WCW’s World War 3:

just as ugly, if not even worse, as the sputtering, lifeless Buffalo Bulls in the second round on Sunday, who only scored 33 in the game’s first 30 minutes

But, what if they put it in a brown paper bag?

Then again, maybe it was an especially evil candle? A cursed candle. I demand to see the candle.

It’s like a carousel of fuckery.

Chicago PD in action:

Maybe a Vietnamese stripper named Pham Mi Le?

Not brosciutto?

I always knew about Kane, but I guess I never noticed Jericho wore lifts, too.

Was this guy Ryback?

MAGA hat cuts off circulation, but no change in brain activity actually detected.

There’s a substantial overlap of skill sets there. Much like a pitcher, you want a cashier to do whatever he can to prevent stealing.