She would happily oblige:

“I don’t agree with your sexual depravity, but I will defend to the death the right of people to witness it.”

Excuse me?

It’s a never-ending battle everyday between incompetence and malice.

What’s next?

Tenant: The non-corporeal spirit of John McCain

I’m pretty sure a Viet Cong POW camp is a nicer accommodation than the inside of Papaya Pol Pot’s head.

Seems like a philosophy like that would fall kinda... flat with a player like him.

I mean, what kind of asshole would do that?

Do you have fluid hips, and can you jam receivers at the line?

“Since 1899, our fraternity has taken much pride in the diversity and uniqueness of our membership,” the national chapter’s statement read. “Tau Kappa Epsilon has never had an exclusionary clause in our membership. Our founders believed, as we do today, in the personal worth and character of the individual, not his…

At this point, I think Duke and Shafir would just be goon fodder to protect Ronda and Shayna by eating pins during the match and the lead up to it.

If she does take off, I’m curious as to whether they’ll pull the trigger on the Four Horsewomen vs. Four Horsewomen feud if and when she returns (i.e., a Survivor Series match?).

Does he also sound like a lady robot who hasn’t quite mastered subject-verb agreement?

ZOT, ZOT, ZOT, MOTHERFUCKERS!

You know, I’ve always wanted to go bobbing for peanut butter cups.

I look forward to the forthcoming avalanche of IP lawsuits that will tear the burgeoning Kansas City-style pizza market asunder.

Maybe they’ll get docked college course credits?