What did that poor trash barge ever do to deserve that?

When are we finally going to get the epic showdown of Burning Bush vs. Talking Snake?

Georgia Sen. Johnny Isakson was a little more forceful, calling Trump’s attacks on McCain “deplorable.”

Picture here, “A Day in the Life of an Athletic Director”:

Excuse me? Are you forgetting this country’s greatest professional athlete of all?

Bro! But, bro code, bro! /s

Hell, they were in 4th before Lebron got hurt (granted the separation among the top 10 teams in the West at the time needed to be measured with a micrometer).

has begun the process of filing a lawsuit, claiming that he suffered “emotional distress” and “defamation of character” in the aftermath of the incident

Listen, I think we can all agree on one thing: Rob can go fuck himself.

scoreboard:

They wheeled a dumpster courtside?

Can college basketball players accept free P’Zones and still maintain NCAA eligibility?

Hopefully this also means fewer long promos by wrestlers who aren’t good on the mic.

You are the goddamned devil.

HitchBOT Was A Literal Pile Of Trash And Got What It Deserved

I assume this is a followup to the Mega-Leg that Patton Oswalt tried to warn us all about?

The Plaintiff was allocated fault for the spill through comparative negligence. The damages awarded were due to the fact that the coffee was heated substantially higher than normal temperatures (as a matter of practice at the time) and caused burns much more severe than if it had been heated to normal temperatures.

His daughter is the soccer-equivalent of Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai.