Ballsy move by someone getting testy over a bad tip.

I had one last week. I stand by my previous assessment:

Is your co-worker Haley Joel Osment circa 1999?

Gaetz fucked, Matt.

What? The fire of one thousand suns?

Why didn’t he actually mention anything about how the chicken tasted or looked?

Just dislocate both of your shoulders and slide on in there.

Hackenberg? Mettenberger?

Well, either way, as someone who grew up watching WWF/E almost exclusively, I remember seeing the credits at the end of a WCW PPV as a kid and being thrown off by them.

I vaguely recall WCW running credits at the end of their PPVs that listed writers.

If I act now, will you throw in a free jelly pump as well?

I’d say it has a comparable consistency and density to all of their other shakes, just with a mild mint flavor. Although, I’m halfway convinced the mint flavor is just a placebo effect of the green coloring.

Not so sure about the peeps anymore.

Dywyaynye

See, it’s not misogyny, it’s a deep philosophical examination of the zeitgeist* through shitty satire steeped in misogyny!

I... understand those words individually... but, I have no idea what you just said.

They were saying “boo-urns”.