Is Papa John’s the Drake of pizza, or is Drake the Papa John’s of music?

He traveled!

He was also fined $50,000 for saying the following about Giannis:

I mean, will they ever truly be safe until this is the security?

Meghan is perpetually asking to speak with the manager.

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Ladies, if you’re heading to the restroom, always be sure to cover your drink... with a lead brick.

Yeah, just like those Russian journalists and dissents who accidentally fall out of a 14th-floor window or accidentally ingest polonium 210.

“We have the very best abolition! With me as President, and this is something that the failing New York Times and fake news CNN won’t tell you, America has had more abolition than we ever did under Obama!”

How could an NBA team, LeBron James asked, be so cruel as to pull a player off the court and trade him? What did Harrison Barnes do to deserve this?

Trump, meanwhile, based his career in politics on the fact that his daddy gave him a whole lot of money once, and the time he pretended to be a legitimate businessman on a TV show for a few years.

And, the LLCs! The sweet, sweet LLCs!

Isn’t there also a competitor research element to this? Seeing what non-Domino’s pizza people are submitting, and which ones come up the most often?

Does this monkey paw also come with a free frozen yogurt called “frogurt” that is also cursed, but also your choice of free toppings that contain potassium benzoate?

It’s the legendary Bigfootmouth!

Until that comment contains at least 51% real cheese, the FDA.

Samer, why are you just rehashing old GMG articles?

Well, legally speaking, “+1 cheese product comment”.

Counterpoint: busted clocks still at least stick to real numbers.