I guess “Feminists are the problem with society today. Wake up, sheeple! #MRA” won’t fit on a cookie?

Everyone knows this is the one true cola:

I can’t remember 3 of those guys because I don’t know who they are in the first place.

FOREVER LOLKNICKS

Something incredibly hyped run by a grifter that’ll thoroughly swindle any idiot dumb enough to give money to it?

I think that might have been more 90's dickhead HBK coming through. The rumor was that the feud was supposed to be a 3-match series, with Hogan winning the first one, and HBK getting his win back with the second. HBK was supposedly willing to put Hogan over in the rubber match, but Hogan short-circuited the whole…

Like Jared knows how to throw a punch...

Did you ever stop to think about how the white supremacists feel?

Morons.

And, even then, there’s “Well, rappers say it all the time, why can’t I?”

He plays a sport that takes zero athleticism and is easy to cheat at. Shocking.

But, he was the iconic leader of the nWo!

“Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication.”

I assume it’s like Chernobyl. You may be able to venture in with a radiation suit, but only for a few minutes before you’re poisoned to death.

That’s very myopic of you.

Maybe Lance Storm was onto something even way back when:

It’s easy. Anyone can do it.