I didn’t know bee stings sapped a person of their charm and likability.

I believe that’s when you start mashing the Start button.

And he shouldn’t. Because he’s a trash can.

I mean, Paul Ryan listened to Rage Against the Machine during his sweet P90X workouts...

Bullshit asymmetry principle

I don’t know, I thought this was the correct headline?

I’m surprised you were able to even hear what he was saying, what with the constant sound of flags and eagle wings flapping.

+6 fouls in 6 minutes

+1 rustier

Fuck, did the Cardinals move to Dallas and start playing basketball in the offseason?

the ruiner of events worldwide

Bonus fun fact: one of those adults had his genitals hooked up to a car battery by Kane.

Did he find that “courage” right around November 8, 2016?

This must be from the same monsters who refer to pizza as “za”.

What is this, the NCAA?

On top of providing cheap labor for jobs that American citizens don’t want to do.

But, don’t you remember how Iraq was behind 9/11 and had all those WMDs and was going to enact Sharia law throughout ‘Murica?