Raiderlation 6:8

Preceded by solemn Joe Buck voice.

Shhh, don’t tell NBC, or she’s gonna get Faith Hill’ed.

I don’t know, the Fox instrumental seems ok. Granted, it’s proliferated to other non-football events (looking at you, UFC).

McCowns was handcuffed and put in the back of a Brooklyn Police cruiser. Minutes after being arrested, police were able to get in contact with McCowns employer who confirmed the check was real and that McCowns is an employee.

He also hadn’t played a game since 2013.

Is Tucky working himself into a shoot, brother?

The list of quarterbacks who have started for Washington since Alex Smith’s gruesome leg injury:

Hey, that opus magnum was a Nickelback / Saliva collaboration.

He should have asked Mike Tomlin for advice:

22-year-old Dylan Reynolds and 24-year-old Michael Walters

Mark Davis’ haircut would fit right in.

Fine her, Adam Silver. I dare you.

It’s this thing that makes you less of a very stable genius, because, as you know, the human body is born with only a finite amount energy, like a battery.

“It’s like the Predator, but, you know, as a wall. Believe Me.”

Doesn’t that apply to the entire State of Arizona, aka, desert Florida?