That’s not a typo, that’s his legal defense.

How do you exercise all over someone’s grave?

You know who would be perfect for this? Kevin Harlan! There’s already something sort of mischievous in the way he calls a game, and I think he could be trusted to save the f-bombs for when they really count.

The Pepto Process

Shit, is he back on that hot dogs and Shirley Temples diet?

Everybody knows coin flipping is for loser government workers with face problems:

“BELIEVE ME.”

How dare you.

It was a Nets-Knicks game. He was doing him a favor by obstructing his view.

I assume he did so on two nonconsecutive rotations?

a real Catch-45

Is this what happens when a bagpipe has diarrhea?

You mean the coward who shot himself in his bunker rather than facing Allied justice?

Add in some domestic violence and an intolerance for peaceful protests against police brutality, and you’ll have the most watched sport in America.

I didn’t realize NFL refs were moonlighting in figure skating.

How do you say “Who do you think you are? LeBron? Do I look like David fucking Blatt to you?” in Serbian?

That can’t be a real name. You’re making that up.