This. I live in Colorado. I have a ton of friends who are regular smokers and they’re totally functional. I get moderately high from edibles that are CBD only. Which is like...wtf? Clearly I’m a freak. Also, I am an utter idiot when I smoke, and after babbling nonsense for 10 minutes or so I fall asleep. Every time.…

Needs more gold leaf.

In this horrifying and terrible time, wine at least can be depended on ❤

Thoughts upon reading this post:

This.

Literally coming here to post that he looks like every dude whose double wide I ever went to for an underage party in Florida in the 80s. And was later on Cops.

My very clear takeaway is that I should immediately design a clothing line. It will at least be on par with this.

Essentially they are officially accusing Trump of stochastic terrorism. Interesting tactic.

Legit exception. Because both Tide pods and stupidity are free range.

Never trust anyone who uses the word ‘tidy’ in any capacity.

Ex husband and I were able via a series of small miracles to get our kid through college with zero student loans. SOME savings, some grants, and a partial GI Bill. Not sure The Boy understood what an advantage this is until he graduated and his peers are struggling to repay loans and his admittedly decent salary can…

I have loathed the stuff for years. Then I found a recipe that dresses the vegetables in olive oil and fresh lemon and a lot of garlic. Other than the cabbage, other vegetables are optional — I add some diced tomatoes rather than carrots, and it is DELICIOUS. As a side or added to sandwiches or fish tacos. Probably…

ALL THE STARS

This. All the this. Though I’d probably eat corn instead of beans...

I miss Shade Court :(

The Olsen Twins pic is the best thing EVER.

An intern at my office explained to me how to use a database. Which I built. And trained him on. And then took credit for the contents of a whitepaper I wrote. In a meeting IN FRONT OF ME. He is appropriately terrified of me now. In no uncertain terms I let him know exactly how it would go if he was ever that…

That is the absolute truth. If it’s much over 35 guaranteed you see someone in shorts.

I must be a freak. I love the cold shoulder top. Not young. Not slender. Boobs are generous C. Live in Colorado. My favorite cold weather dress is black, Jersey, off the shoulder with a vintage dark green Wilson leather jacket (circa late 80's purchased at a thrift shop for $10) and knee high chunky heeled boots. I…

I so badly want to believe that is not true. :(