This is gonna be the most cathartic bracket ever. Immediately after voting I was filled with a feeling of peace and weightlessness, albeit temporarily. I guess imagining a world without YouTubers really was that therapeutic!

I mean, no offence but give it time.

That’s nice but men are trash.

The only acceptable response. 

To be fair not all of us are terrible in this precise way. Some of us are perfectly content to be terrible to fully grown women. Others are gay or asexual and their terribleness is of a non-sexual nature. 

The idea that any of these goodbois is good enough to make up for the rest of them is hilarious. 

Let me guess, all lives matter, yes? If it doesn’t apply to you, try and not center yourself because you’re not special or good enough to make up for the rest of y’all. Why is it that the same men who whine about “not all men” are the same men who would tell me to not go to someone’s apartment on a first date? You…

Can we build a wall? Can we make the pay for it?

Really wish I could tag the “making men type paragraphs” facebook group on the “not all men” replies.

To the folks who are trying to “not all men” me in the grays:

Men are really not sending us their best people. 

If the universal age of consent in the US were lowered to 15, men would truly be out there trying to get with high-school freshmen and see nothing wrong with it. 

Men are trash. 

Ireland Baldwin is the daughter of Alec and Kim Basinger

Why, though? They provide the context in the post. It’s clear what this is making fun of-beyond the fact that literally every Cannibal Witch post is a specific callout of some other idiotic thinkpiece. I’m struggling to see why this specific one is a Jezebel problem and not a you problem.

Maybe I don’t agree with everything Cannibal Witch says or does, maybe I don’t agree with her personal choices, but I know that Cannibal Witch will get the job done and that’s what this country needs right now. Someone strong. An outsider. Someone who can influence politics with her magical skills, not with back-alley…

I mean, there’s a link to the article right in the middle of the post. And it’s in keeping with the standard Jez thing of being snarky about something that you probably haven’t heard about, in a way that is confusing out of context. Have you perhaps not been on Jezebel very long?

It’s been a crazy year for the Hemsworth brothers.  Poor Larry’s been cruelly and suddenly dumped, while Liam’s having a quickie wedding and may be expecting a child!

This ad is pretty simple, kind, and straightforward in asking men to be good people. If you’ve got an issue with that, you’re part of the problem and I’m not interested in discussing literally anything ever with you after the period at the end of this sentence.

Rashida Tlaib is a (1) divorced (2) Muslim (3) woman from a (4) Palestinian family of (5) immigrants who represents a (6) black majority district (which is also (7) heavily Muslim) (8) in Detroit and is a member of the (9) Socialist wing of the (10) Democratic Party.