Xanga. Xenu. Coincidence? I think not. I THINK NOT.

I am interested in your concept/way of life and wish to learn more; please send pamphlet/s.

I, for one, am fascinated and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Okay, I want to clear this up, because I get responses like yours all the time that is basically “but all religions are weird!”

Bahahaha!!! I love this!  You had me at cinnamon toast- where can I sign up?! 🤪😂👍🏼

I love this, so much.

Thanks for writing about this Anna. While I was watching this episode last night I was thinking that it would be great to have a weekly recap of this show on Jez. Ms. Remini (note the spelling Farrakhan...might be easier for you to pronounce) is such a loud, beautiful BAMF. Tom DeVocht was recounting a converstion he…

wait, the combination of cinnamon toast, youth dew and janney sounds fucking amazing. you’ve found your first convert.

I don’t know if anyone saw Leah Remini’s show, but I don’t think you can watch it and come of it thinking Scientology is anything less than a cult. At the very least, they’re not a fucking church, not a non-profit, and shouldn’t have the tax break. 

“His words are etched on stainless steel plates which are held in titanium boxes filled with inert gases, and then stored in the underground vaults...”

Emma Watson tried this same defense too when Beauty and the Beast came out. “But this version is totally not shitty to women because this time Belle stands up to the Beast!”

There IS more to the story. Let’s start with slavery and genocide and proceed from there. People will twist reality into something delusional to maintain the innocence of everyday whiteness.

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A Hole Vera

When you are in mourning, you do not know when you have overstepped some invisible boundary set by someone to say your sadness is Too Much, that you are just looking for sympathy, that you are asking for attention, that perhaps, you have not lost as much as another person whose loss is much more tragic and you do not…

SHIELDS UP! RED ALERT!!

We got Trump because of white people. Black people did their job in 2016. 

The bridesmaid who planned the party didn’t know the difference between a shower and bachelorette party. I guess she thought it was weird that the bride had requested she invite so many older family members and work friends, but she must have never questioned it. I generally find penis toy and stripper bachelorette…

Fun fact: Fred Armisen did his pitch-perfect Penny Marshall impression for this memoir’s official book trailer. In it, Penny answers a phone call from Carrie.