PBS will sometimes have its shows available for a few weeks or so on their website.

directv? one of my PBS channels wasn’t working, but I realized there are actually 2

“Well I was the best damn agent Nova Corps ever had until I was framed for a crime I didn’t commit: stealing the Collector’s stones...no wait, I did do that. Anyway, thought I was dead? So did Nova Prime’s enemies...except, well, uh, Thanos.”

-Burt Macklin, Guardian of the Galaxy

Would you fork over $1,160 for the possibility of a good night’s sleep? What if it required asking a sales associate to please direct you to the nearest “SNOO”?

Unrelated, but my boss was fired today. No one knows exactly why, but everyone knows, if you know what I mean. See, apparently unbeknownst to HR, this guy had been sleeping with my fellow employees for years. Most recently he had literally shacked up with one of the women he’d been sleeping with and I suppose they’ve…

I think Anthony Atamanuik does a pretty good job. His appearances on @midnight are both funny and cringeworthy.

Check out Anthony Atamanuik - he’s brilliant. Here’s a clip, but there’s a ton online worth checking:

“I’m so very sorry, but when we were stitching you up Dr. WTF sewed his finger to your labia. It didn’t worsen the tear, but fluids mixed and we do need to do an HIV test. After we re-sew.”

I could probably produce a whole bunch of tales about this, but I’ll settle for the most recent outing, which contained no less than THREE things you’d rather not hear a doctor say. (And if any of my real-life friends read Jez comments, I’m about to doxx myself, so.)

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

Hillary, I SEE YOU. That’s the kind of razor sharp ruthlessness I can get behind.

Hillary is SHARP. She isn’t funny like Biden, or a great orator like Obama (even though she gives good speeches), but she is super smart. Her opponents don’t even realize they’ve been cut at first. Her “apology” for the “deplorables” comment was the best.

Like, he literally said something to the effect of “I don’t know if you’re actually complimenting me or not...” lol The whole thing was a hilarious mindfuck she played on the entire family.

THANK YOU for including the Hillary Clinton one. People seemed to be so confused thinking she actually/genuinely complimented his children. Like, no. They were her props in that moment. She knew it; they knew it; we knew it; the audience (who chuckled) knew it. Hell, people not even yet born knew what she meant.

(ok, not kindergarten. preschool. PRESCHOOL.)

That means, “I was married to Frank Gifford, the football version of Dean Martin; spent years with Regis Philbin; loud leering men are my jam, but I need to make it clear that Billy Bush is sleazy pondscum and his soul is damned and I do not want my name in his mouth.” It’s actually pretty shady for someone as corny…

When this went down last year, we had a faculty member go on an extended work-email diatribe about how disgusting it was that a man was using the womens’ restroom (she was a transgender student presenting as female). He was reported to the appropriate authorities and chastised, but continued to rant about it in his…

I love posting this with even the flimsiest of excuses... Nicki is great.