And if I didn’t know any better, I’d SWEAR he was Red Green, too. But alas, that is Steve Smith. Still delighted they reference him though.

I recently rewatched The Final Sacrifice and I finally understood the Mike Pipper reference.

As a white Nashvillian, I can assure that most things are!

Dude in the picture looks like he’s a thirteen year old who just saw boobs for the first time...

Pulled from the greys for the in-depth Bitterness. Monday morning salt!

I can’t help but cackle at him not winning. I shouldn’t be as bitter at him than I am, but I fell for his pre-Swift happy go lucky actor’s actor persona. I thought he would be still be a working actor once his Loki contract ran out. Now after this epic fail of a PR stunt, I can’t feel bad for him if he isn’t taken…

She certainly made my day if nothing else.

the heart wants what it wants

I don’t know what to do about the fact that I unironically love that video.

Hope she wiped her hands off before handling the camera.

Who do you think took the pic? 😀

It’s metric, actually. Just as we have millimeter, centimeter, kilometer, and so forth, the prefix “fuck” is a unit of measure at the top of the scale, over “ass” and “butt”. So, as an example, we start with the suffix “ton”, and in order smallest to largest, we have:

@MarioLopezExtra: Avocados be like:

So a girl at my school got all the way petty and passed out flyers on campus warning about a fuck boy.

I picture her straddling Karlie and taking the pic.

What we’re all thinking:

I would totally watch Keeping Up With The Dothraki.

Like becoming a Dothraki?