Oh yeah, I think a major part of what our culture considers “pretty” is not actually about looks, but about demonstrating compliance. That is, wearing clothes that give you the “right” shape, doing your hair, wearing makeup, and so on—presenting yourself overall in a way that communicates “I understand what is…

I would pay money, like real pay per view money to see that moderation and debate.

The only moderator I will allow is Samantha Bee.

I want to take a moment for those who live outside of Minnesota to try and express How Very Seriously And Deeply the people here take the Wetterling case. I moved here in 2000, and it was mere weeks before it was explained to me that one left one’s porch light on for Jacob, and how his disappearance was a loss of…

PLEASE GOD LET THE KATIE HOLMES THING BE TRUE

Yeah but it’s Ann Coulter sooo...

do you mean Simple Jack?

Looks like she was imitating a standard retard.

So I am a grey person in the Jez world, which is KIND of like a ghost. Also, I am married with a toddler and am turning 40 this year, so my social life might as well be dead - also relevant ghost qualifications.

Mister’s comment, to him, was more a statement of fact. He intended no shade. Wait, can there be accidental shade? No, right? Shade is intentional, and takes crafting.

Ruling on the field is REVERSED

...husband DID a...” not “sis.” Gaaah

I think yr husband sis a straight up insult. It would’ve been shady if he had said, “Too bad Superstar Quarterback X didn’t sit down for the anthem, he’s so good people would’ve paid attention to what he says.”

Birth control actually controls birth? Shocking, I tell ya!

Did the mom at least give the new kid a chance? Maybe he was much better than her own kid! Upgrades!