honestly it’s not pink so as a lady i cannot use it regardless

I think the shiny end? I'm a lady I like shiny things so that seems right.

It’s like watching Sideshow Bob keep stepping on rakes over and over.

Oh sweet Christ, I posted this before I saw HOW MANY of the comments there were.

According to my beloved Jim Sterling, the No Man’s Sky fanbase is particularly... excitable so when I saw the title I was like oh shit Bobby what did you do. What did you dooooo.

axes confuse me, too. which end do you hold? idk

I can’t stop laughing.

[sees the title]

You are so right. This is easily the most fun I have ever had on the internet.

Only boats are feminist means of water crossing, obviously:

I already got one asking why I was getting so worked up. Bitch this is my CHRISTMAS.

Once I saw the heading I was rubbing my hands in glee, seriously dudes- you come to this site with the sole purpose of trolling, how can this go over your head?

Why are we building things? It is just like a man to put a woman to work while he plays his video games.

AGAIN with the bridges! Bridges are just penises over bodies of water.

No way a single cross is enough wood to build a structurally sound bridge over any body of water that one would need a bridge to cross.

i can’t build bridges bc power tools confuse me do you have other suggestions

When it first got posted I was like, oh this is going to be a mess. BUT BOY DID THEY SURPASS MY EXPECTATIONS. What little faith I had left in MEN has been incinerated, it’s really beautiful.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Can you explain it again? Slower? With pictures? I am really glad you’re here.

These comments give me LIFE!!!

The only thing better than this article are the mansplainy comments. #blessyourheart