Maurice White, too... :’(

Fuck. I forgot about Alan Rickman. Grieving all over again.

I need a roll call of elder statesmen and stateswomen. Just for sanity sake. DOES ANYONE HAVE EYES ON SIR STEWART? WHO IS ON CHECKING TINA TURNER?

I just feel like I need to hover protectively around Loretta Lynn.

Sorry if this is graphic but they DO sell baby parts. And not just any baby parts.....

But these are free range artisanal fetal hearts.

Song titles (not real songs) made up by friends:

“You two-timed me one time too much”

“One stamp, too many bills, three jobs”

If ‘you’re the reason our kids are ugly’ doesn't get you in the mood then I don't know what will.

A lot of them are terrible, but the funny ones are really, really good.

I got this string of confusing messages yesterday “call me. i’m getting all these questions from start, and i dont know any of the answers” “can you call me? i still need you”. I’m like holy crap someone is interrogating my mom. I call her. She lost my STARZ log in and wanted to watch outlander.

Or just pair them with a Paula Deen shirt so you don’t even need to worry about your front privates!

I want her to freely express herself, but I also don’t want to make her a target for creepy weirdos.

If anything, I found that street harassment was more violent and scarier the “uglier” I was. There was a whole lot less of it, to be certain. But when it did happen, the men seemed to be under the impression that they were doing me a favor by treating me like a sexual object despite being a big fat ugly cow, and they…

it’s funny how this “realism” never applies the other way.

a woman could be wearing a pilgrim outfit, gloves, and a ski mask (not sure why, but she could) and still get blamed for giving someone “bedroom eyes”

Well apparently the REAL problem is just the 6-8 inches of thigh above the knee. That lower 12" or so of leg is apparently just not enticing!

Omg ‘she probably considers herself a realist’ is what's cooler than cool/ice cold and it's my new fav burn

The real problem is that we allow girls to go to school at all! With their boobs and legs and various holes that could be penetrated....it’s a recipe for disaster.

She really thinks that she’s just trying to help :( :(