Setting aside those tweets from the people who were there, one of whom is the editor for the Boston Globe, it looks like the New York Times, the Daily Mail and a few other outlets have similar variations of what others have reported. From the Times: “Talese went on to explain that women writers of his generation did…

Okay a couple of things:

Plus you guys can just like...pee anywhere. Just go outside for fucks sake.
LIKE THE ANIMALS YOU ARE

I guess it’s embracing your love of polka and bad dancing.

+1 Thetan

CharLo. CharJo. Ther-itz-on. Endless possibilities.

Ghost protocol has been deployed.

I heard Charlize Theron is now engaged to Jon Lovitz.

So, basically, what you are saying is that Bernie supporters are not the kind of committed voter pool who could have consistently turned out and voted in a Democratic Congress to complete his revolution.

Just another move by big government Republicans to waste taxpayer money.

Hasn’t Mozambique suffered enough?

So like one day Mothra was flying home from work minding her own business thinking about what an asshole Godzilla is when she realized a plane was heading right for her. SO SHE HAD TO DOWN IT. I mean no one can blame her for that shit. Do you know how many lesser moths get destroyed by planes all the time? No sir. Not…

Complete with it’s own super PAC(k)!

I would be totally cool with that, if not for my ignorance on international law. Sending a Don Lemon to foreign must violate multiple UN treaties. Can we get a lawyer over here?!

“The eternal constipation lifestyle”

Sexy Tagline for the GOP.

Hell, even without the discovery can we send Don Lemon to Mozambique anyways? And leave them there? Let’s make him Mozambique’s problem now.

Seriously though Ellen Barkin for President: